Gift Ideas for your Sassiest Friends

Full disclosure, I'm not an influencer or sponsored by any of these brands in any way shape or form, but if you click on the link and buy something I DO get a small commission from amazon. So if you see something you like help a girl out ! Without further ado....

This notebook: If I DON'T get one of these when I retire I will be seriously disappointed. Who am I kidding, I'm thirty years old in today's economy I'll probably never get to retire ! Oh well, a girl can dream. 6x9' 120 pages, sold by Igamed Sarcastic Prints for $7.60. https://amzn.to/3vi7ILo

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These socks are a mood. My mood; that hides directly underneath my plucky can-do attitude. Reserved for only the sauciest of customers. Sold by K. Bell for $10.73 https://amzn.to/3PvYZ0d

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https://amzn.to/3PU7aDk I'm sure someone out there could get away with leaving a note for someone on these notepads! I'm also sure that person is not me. 4pack. 50 lined sheets per bad 4x5". $13.85

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This "Dill With It" T-Shirt by Crazy Dog T Shirts. Sells for $21.94 https://amzn.to/3zJHAMh If you get the chance check out the other shirts on their amazon page, they are hilarious and I am living for them.

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This "Sassy Since Birth" mug is a good way to commemorate your snarkiest of friends. Sold by Pavilion Gift for $21.37. https://amzn.to/3PFcMSj

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https://amzn.to/3Jn268F Sold by ZJXHPO for $15.45. I think we all have that one friend. Usually that one BEST friend.

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The thing I love about this mousepad is the floral makes it seem like it's going to say something so nice.... and then it just hits you with the truth. $12.99 https://amzn.to/3cHLVGu

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$15.98 by BNQL https://amzn.to/3BlSF7g All day. Every day.

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$16.99 https://amzn.to/3oyESTi Are cats not the sassiest of the household pets? Those MF just do as they please and we love them all the same.

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These candles are by Fund Amlight. Are they not just the best way to honor that one sassy friend? Who wouldn't want to know what you'd do for them? $45.63 https://amzn.to/3ouUCqv

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A 6 Pack of coasters by Ultimate Hostess $28.97. The perfect housewarming gift for anyone who doesn't want to have their furniture mangled by water marks ! My husband doesn't believe in coasters... he also doesn't believe that fitted sheets go on the mattress and regular sheets go between you and the comforter. Settle this argument for me. https://amzn.to/3S31msW

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We all have that friend or coworker who borders on the edge of hilarious and mean as hell. Are we friends? Are we mortal enemies? The fun is in not really ever knowing. $27.75 by Elanze Designs. https://amzn.to/3b7CAaF

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Who had to master the "I'm totally smiling under this mask" face? Personally I used it as an excuse to wear my retainer all day and not have anyone mistake me for a 12 year old. $9.99 https://amzn.to/3JbLyjS

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This subtle, yet lovely pencil set by Calligraphuck is sure to be enjoyed by any and all of your note taking friends. https://amzn.to/3OBnB6C

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This cute wooden sign by BARNYARD DESIGNS is $21.95. Words to live by really. https://amzn.to/3J9JMQf

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This set of Golden Girls shot glasses, because sassy has to respect sassy and these ladies had some of the best one liners. These are sold by the Bioworld Store for $39.95 https://amzn.to/3J9JMQf

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For when the 'tude needs to start young ! This adorable onsie is by AW Fashions, comes in three sizes and is listed at $39.74 https://amzn.to/3b9cKmB

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This cute sleepwear set is by Ekauaer and goes from size small to xxl. $31.98 https://amzn.to/3PICANh

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Who doesn't love when amazon listens in to your conversations? I only just got done talking about Schitt's Creek and here we are. I'm suddenly reminded of the time my brother in law ADAMANTLY refused to use my GPS in the city because "It's all a scam and it will take you by all the shopping malls." Then we almost ended up in Niagara Falls. https://amzn.to/3b9Ezeo

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Think of the HILARITY that could ensue with the proper placing of these stickers ! This is a 50 pack for hours of amusement. I'm thinking paper towel dispensers, doors, printers, fax machines, ice makers, fountains, televisions, the list goes on. $16.26. https://amzn.to/3zdG7Ms

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Aaaaand lastly, I cannot end this list without a Danny DeVito throw pillow cover. 16x16 by Operation Cwrl and sells for $16.90. https://amzn.to/3zdG7Ms

Thanks everyone ! I hope you enjoyed my list. Have a great day ! Don't forget to tip your waiter !